Well over half of all abortions in America are performed on women in their 20’s. Abortion promotes educational opportunities and a workforce dedicated to gender diversity. And since 60% of abortions are performed on women who have had at least one child already, the overlap shows that most abortions are saving a lot of alpha players from having to write a check to a single mom who is already getting a check from some other poor schlep.ĥ. That doesn’t include the number of women who were married in the past but unmarried at the time of the abortion. Over 67% of abortions are performed on women who have never been married. Abortion saves men from having to transfer wealth to sluts. Who is on the Lord’s side? Planned Parenthood apparently, which is why I stand with them.Ĥ.
Plus, over 70% of abortions are given to women who self-identify as Protestant or Catholic, so religious women don’t seem to think it’s an issue either. Clearly the biggest threat to the unborn child is God himself, so there goes the religious part of the argument. Studies show that up to 25% of all clinically recognized pregnancies will end in spontaneous abortion (SAB), or miscarriage as it’s more commonly known. 8 things 'Legally Blonde' got right about law school and 6 it got wrong See Also 28 Iconic Elle Woods Quotes From 'Legally Blonde' The legality of an M16 part in your AR- the short version. Once again, Planned Parenthood is doing us all a favor. Who knows, maybe we can actually abort our way to a balanced budget by reducing the number of babies born with their cute little hands out for gub’ment assistance. Clearly a reduction in leftist ideology is a good thing, since entitlement programs are a real drag on our economy. Nearly 58% of Democrats are pro-choice, versus 22% of Republicans. Abortion is great way to reduce the number of Democrats. You’d think shorter lines at Kentucky Fried Chicken and a few less “RIP Jose Gonzalez 1994 – 2011” signs airbrushed in Old English font across the back window of an unregistered pickup truck would be enough to bring us together.Ģ. That’s why I can’t figure out why the White Nationalist faction of the Manosphere hates pro-choice feminism so much. It’s not Susie Suburb who whacks her kid, its Jai’lysa Williams and her friend Pepita who fill the waiting rooms at abortion clinics. Needless to say, both incidences were powerfully inconvenient and offended my Caucasian sensibilities.įortunately, black women are four times more likely and Hispanic women are 2.5 times more likely to have abortions than white women, so we’re moving in the right direction. In almost the same month, a Hispanic man said “hi” to me, and it took me five minutes to realize who he was because I didn’t recognize him without a leaf blower.
I saw a black guy at the supermarket the other day and he looked like he may be up to something (khakis and a polo shirt with a corporate logo ain’t fooling anyone here).
Abortion is a great way to reduce the minority population. You gotta ask the chick how she feels about it at the moment, then fund a social program to support her decision.ġ. Stick an ardent pro-choice astronomer behind a telescope and let her zoom in until she finds a single-celled organism trapped in a methane bubble on the side of a rock, and she’ll start screaming “I found life on Mars!” Some single-celled organisms are life, and some are not. You gotta ask the chick how she feels about it at the moment, then fund a social program to support her decision. Some fetal deaths are murder, and some fetal deaths are not. Fetal homicide laws in 23 states say causing injury to a woman resulting in the termination of her pregnancy is murder, but those same women in those same states can go have an abortion. Is a blowjob sex? Is fingering a drunken girl at a party rape?Ĭlearly the answer to these questions depends solely on how the woman feels about it at the time.
And then, in one sentence, he sealed his fate with the pro-choice chick audience.